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By duxup (Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 03:13:54 PM EST) (all tags)
The Lamp is On


Great Stories from Work: Drug Testing

One of our customers has made the demand to our company that all the people in our who may touch their network or even have info about it, provide them a litany of personal info and demands drug testing and the results.  The obligatory response from our dude who manages customer's questions about support was Do you know how many people we'd loose!?!?

Later negotiations just involved us saying "no" and they just dropped the issue.

Movie Time: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) - It all has a makings of an adequate remake.  Nothing that surpasses the original, but worth spending time with ... right up until the musical numbers.  WTF?  The CG used to duplicate the one Umpa Lumpa didn't look like a stylish choice, it looked like some lazy ass work done in cheap ass old software, and modernizing the songs.  Blech.

Movie Time: Minority Report

It was alright.  It's a fairly lightweight sci-fi action flick IMO and at that it succeeds just fine.  Really is there much else to say about such films?  Yeah there might be some undertones of some more serious topics but the film just raises those issues and then totally sidesteps the larger issues and basic concepts of the film when convenient.  Here we have what seems like a Democratic America where nobody questions this program that somehow manages to stop all murders before they happen in DC?  There's not any allusion to some dissent.... 

Some of the big secrets the film like how the system works and details are a bit difficult to believe they could be kept secrets for long considering how effective the program is.  Additionally in this apparently highly secure future where all sorts of stuff are tied to your ID making tracking your movements so easy the fact that one action can simply counter act EVERYTHING is hard to buy into.  Dude steals a car right in front of the authorities and drives around in it for MOST of the dang film with no problems, riiiiiiggggghhhhttttt.

Also stuff like the jet pack scenes felt to me just plain silly.  Could those action scenes have been any slower and stupider?  Tip: When you outnumber some dude 9 to 1, don't bring the jet packs, they're not necessary and will get in the way.

Anyway it is still a good film.  I just think some of the surprisingly stupid aspects could have been easily buffed out with just a little work.

Movie Time: My Kid Could Paint That, 2007

It's an interesting documentary that begins by asking a lot of questions about abstract art while following the rise of a four year old child artist.  The film shifts suddenly when some people question how much of the work credited to the young girl is actually her work.  Toss in some a documentary maker who becomes a part of the documentary, some frank discussions with the parents, and a talented if not some what bitter gallery owner / artist acting as her agent and you've got a film that I think somehow manages to ask more about abstract art than I had expected.

My opinion on the mystery of who is doing the paintings:

I think the film hints a great deal that the mother may think she's telling the truth but the father is in fact at least doctoring or outright doing the paintings himself.  I'm inclined to agree to some extent but I also believe the mother is at best willfully ignorant or just good at playing dumb.  In addition the artist acting as their sort of agent is happy to play along and thumb his nose at the world of abstract art and profit from it.  Having said that, other than the moral issue of lying about who is doing the painting I'm not sure I see a big issue there.  The paintings are crap.

Video Games: Bionic Commando

So they're remaking the old NES game Bionic Commando into a new game.  About damn time.  Of course the game I'm really looking FW to is the download able "remake" version of the game being released before the main game.  Basically it is the NES version with polished up modern graphics and some new features called Bionic Commando Rearmed.

Video Games: Sony PSP

I'm half tempted to pick up a PSP.  My DS is nice and all but I think I'd enjoy the PSP for those long weekends at work and some of the special stuff it can do (emulation) when modded.  At the same time I'm a penny pincher so I've got a pile of Target gift cards and a coupon for %10 off of a $100+ purchase.  It seems to be a system without many outstanding titles but plenty of alright games.  I do worry if some of the older good titles are even available anymore...  I get the felling this is going to be one of those things I think about and think about endlessly and give up.  It's alright though, that is how I save money a lot of the time.

The Economy: Robert Reich

I've made my thoughts on economists known for a while.  I think it is a BS field of study.  Not to say you shouldn't study economies or such.  It's just that I think economists for the most part sit back and sort of explain how things work(ed) with limited piratical knowledge and almost seem to take credit for successful economies while mostly advocating little to no government involvement at that time.  Conversely rarely seem capable of preventing messes, or even knowing when they're going to happen, and then calling for regulation or any kind of economic management only when things are at their very worst.  To me it seems there's a lot of  I knew the economy before it was great. and Well there's your problem! BS out there in that field of study.  In the meantime these economists greatest accomplishments seem to be dissecting the past and still are unable to provide much of use to keep it from occurring over and over again.  Granted they might learn not to do the dumbest things possible when things go wrong, but at the same time it seems like they are incapable of taking action before there is a fire.

Take for example the fed chairman Ben Bernanke.  Dude is known for his works regarding ... the great depression.  The field of economics has advanced so much that the guy heading the Fed now in 2008 is best known for studying an event that happened 79 to 80 years ago.  Oh great.  Call me when you get to the 1970s .... I'll read up on that while driving my space car to the moon.

Anyhow I like what [Robert Reich http://marketplace.publicradio.org/display/web/2008/03/18/reich_fed_demands/ has to say about current events].  Maybe he's just speaking in a tone that a simpleton like I understand but it seems to me if you're going to instill some confidence in the economy of your nation you don't just bail out banks, or in this case not even a bank (something I accept MUST be done).  You also take concrete actions (** you if you don't like them Mr. Laissez_Faire banker man) that provide some assurances that we're not falling into a black hole and the info needed to make them feel confidant now and for the foreseeable future.  In short if we're gong to bail these guys out they should be required to report where their money is so when the economy shifts the fed and everyone else at least has SOME baseline on what that might mean for various business.  If you're large enough to do some serious damage out there IMO that wonderful gift of money also comes with some responsibility, even if that is only to give everyone a heads up as to where you stand in terms of exposure to various stocks, markets, bonds whatever.

The larger issue IMO is that it seems a lot of banking and other #### is so obfuscated and secret that dip###s can do terrible things for long periods of time.  Now I'm of the belief that there are ALWAYS dip###s, and provided things are open enough hopefully someone can spot these dip####s actions before they become viral, spread, and become a huge issue that only often is allowed to go on too long due to secrecy.  Thus my support for some rules requiring some reasonable regulation and forced openness.

Dear Local (Minnesota) News People

You're near obsessive attempt to tie every single event to be some sort of local related event is pitiful.  Yes some people are from Minnesota.  Even some films might pretend to take place here in Minnesota.  I DON'T CARE.  Yes I know the girl who wrote Juno lived in MN, wrote the script in a local Target store, and the story vaguely references the location involving St. Cloud (or any other St. Cloud on the planet).  No need to tell me a dozen times, and frankly it doesn't matter!  It has and will have no impact on ANYTHING.  Amy Adams at one time acted in the local dinner theater here in the Twin Cities... that's a lead story?  Blarg!

It's not like we're Wyoming or something and don't have actual news around here.

P.S. If by chance you happen to get off the local non-connection type news don't you dare get back on the "35W bridge X months after" horse again or I'm going have to create some of my own damn news to get it off the air already!

Mrs. duxup

Mrs. duxup is seriously thinking of going back to school.  The target would be to change careers and be a teacher, presumably some where along the elementary school track.  The thing is right now her work at the theaters is NOT full time (a few months on, a few months off) and she's think'n of starting a family, as am I.  Having said that I'd rather her be somewhat prepared for a job that theoretically could float us a little while if I lost my job, could provide health care, and somewhat of a reliable future and a job she enjoined.

Teaching isn't some high paying solid career path but at least it is something more reliable than where she is now and as the second household job has benefits like summers off with the kids and such.  The wife already is some sort of mysterious kid magnet.  Anyone under the age of a teenager seems drawn to her and follows her commands.  She speaks their language (this is helpful as she translates for me) and while obviously there is the PIA parent side of the job, nobody is automatically setup to deal every aspect of a job before they're educated or heck even done it for years.

We'll see how it goes.  First step is take a few classes at the local community college to fill in gaps from her past University education and then on to the University for more learn'n. * crosses fingers *

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"It seems like they are incapable . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #1 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 03:32:48 PM EST
Of taking action before there is a fire."

That's my same problem with firemen! #### those guys too!

Why would they take action before a fire? Isn't that like calling a repair man to fix your operational appliance?



If only by duxup (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 03:40:07 PM EST
Perhaps most economists would be more useful as firemen?  Although I fear if they were we'd see them show up declare the fire a problem and after the house is rebuilt decry any fire regulations as counter productive.  That might not be totally accurate but most economist I've heard are pretty hard core "hands off teh business!" folks.

Also at least my local fire station hands out free bike helmets, carbon monoxide detectors, and fire alarms.
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Pro-active. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 1) #16 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:49:09 PM EST
They have been. Whatever the crisis is next time, it won't be another Great Depression scenario mainly because of the work of economist that helped create a flexible system of central banking that can prevent runs on banks, regulate the currency supply, and act as a lender of last resort. Economists also finally convinced people to move off the gold standard, something that contributed to the disaster of the 1930s. The truth is that pro-active involvement in economic activity is the norm. That is isn't capable of averting every downturn (and, honestly, not every downturn is necessarily a bad thing in the long run) is no great shock. What field of human endeavor is so flawless that it can foresee every problem we will ever have?

The problem of economists being a-holes who take credit for natural business cycles, mistake their political prejudices for research, and otherwise abuse the concept of "science" in the name of self-promotion is hardly restricted to the enterprise of economics.

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what about cats in trees ? by sasquatchan (4.00 / 2) #5 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 03:54:32 PM EST
They any good with that ?

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Would this hypothetical cat be on fire? by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #12 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:40:07 PM EST
n/t

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well ,see by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #13 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:46:39 PM EST
he's in a box. And I can't open it to look in at him, as, well, he might not be alive if I do.

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Then an economist would just assume . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #17 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:50:22 PM EST
He's alive.

Hell, let's just assume he's alive and out of the tree.

Another crisis averted through the power of economics.

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I work in I.T. by theboz (4.00 / 2) #6 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:06:48 PM EST
Most of the people on this site probably work in I.T. as well, but I forgot what you do.  In I.T., if you are doing a good job, you can be proactive.  For example, let's say you are a DBA.  You can set up a script to monitor the database, and when the log files start getting too big, automatically truncate them and send you an email to let you know it happened.  This is proactive because it prevents the database from dumping error messages out and causing apps to fail.

Another example is if you are a programmer of applications for users.  You should track questions that users ask about your application in order to find ways to make whatever the software is supposed to do easier for the user.  Then, you make changes to the software to make it easier for the user.  While doing that, maybe you see some other areas that you could make similar changes to the interface on other areas that would make things flow better even before the user asks for them.

Now as far as economists and firemen are concerned, they should be proactive in terms of saying what is likely to happen and how to avoid it.  Firemen like to be proactive.  That's why they hand out pamphlets talking about fire safety, demonstrate the "stop, drop, and roll" technique to school children, and advertise to the public to check their smoke detectors and to not have too many extension cords plugged in on one outlet.
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Again, they are. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #18 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:00:20 PM EST
But they only get attention when the economy goes south - something no amount of prep can prevent because it is impossible to prepare for every eventuality.

The Fed, the SEC, and regulation after regulation exist to help prevent or minimize economic disaster. And, for the most part, they seem to help.

They're not perfect, but then neither are our systems for fire prevention or the work of IT folk (that I can attest to).

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you don't think they should have known by alprazolam (2.00 / 0) #31 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:55:54 PM EST
that the whole repackaging high risk debt and calling it low risk was a disaster waiting to happen?

or that they did know and figured that they could make a shit ton of money, bail out their buddies when it came crashing down, and move on to the next bullshit "wealth generating" pile of government funded bullshit experiment that's only going to further push the economy away from any real production in the names of short term profit and leave us  more vulnerable to the next get rich scheme dreamed up by wall streeters?

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Neither. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 3) #34 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 06:11:31 PM EST
In the United States, businesses tend to be run by business men, not economists.

Since economists neither make laws nor run the business world, just what did you expect them to do? Appeal to the Grand Council of Economists and demand they wave their magic "do what we say" wand?

I'm certain almost any economist could have warned them about the dangers of what they were doing. But, sadly, when some Wall Street type thinks he can make a freakin' killing, there's no law that says he has to go to his confessor economist and get his plan cleared by the Central Committee.

Economists have been warning anybody who would listen about the coming collapse. There was talk of a housing bubble when the boom was still going on. They pointed out that this was BS and many people warned us about the danger of what was happening.

People - business, consumers, and government - didn't listen.

Whose fault is that?

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In Southern California by ucblockhead (4.00 / 2) #10 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:16:22 PM EST
Firefighters do lots of things before fires start. (Not to mention all the anti-fire work the park service does.)
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That must be why you guys never have fires. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #11 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:39:04 PM EST
n/t

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It's why by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #19 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:03:30 PM EST
We don't have more fires than we do.

In point of fact, the amount of anti-fire maintenance have been cut over the course over the last ten years.
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So wait . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 1) #20 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:10:51 PM EST
You're saying that even with anti-fire prevention programs, there are still fires sometimes.

I wonder if that has any implications for our economic system?

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Perfection by duxup (2.00 / 0) #21 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:13:03 PM EST
Nobody expects perfection.  That isn't what I'm expecting of the topic at hand either. :P
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Are you familiar with an economist . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #22 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:33:13 PM EST
By the name of Deez?

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Nope by duxup (2.00 / 0) #23 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:37:37 PM EST
n/t
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Sorry. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #24 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:40:39 PM EST
I can't go through with the joke. It was my only counter to :P and I couldn't even go through with it.

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Rick Dees? by duxup (2.00 / 0) #26 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:47:54 PM EST
n/t
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No. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #28 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:52:24 PM EST
I was then supposed to type, in caps to mimic shouting: "DEEZ NUTS!"

And then we'd laugh and laugh.

But I couldn't bring myself to drag it down to that level, what with all the high tone thought floatin' about and all.

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C'mon, did he call you last night ? by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #37 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 07:34:26 PM EST
great ol'e snoop.

(if embed fails, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHxU7tgEhsA )

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Deez Nutz! by garlic (4.00 / 2) #29 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:54:23 PM EST

signatures are for assholes.
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Humm by duxup (2.00 / 0) #30 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:55:38 PM EST
Maybe I'm just dense but I'd rather go with a Rick Roll mem or some random linking to Rick Dees images over that.
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Rick roll someone by joh3n (4.00 / 1) #38 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 08:06:17 PM EST
by pretending to link to Rick Dees images of him yellinf 'Deez Nuts'.  Then the circle is complete

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Fortunately, by mrgoat (4.00 / 3) #41 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 10:33:24 PM EST
I have such a picture Right Here.

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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The worst part? by joh3n (4.00 / 2) #42 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 10:58:59 PM EST
I fell for it.

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Somehow, I knew you would. by mrgoat (2.00 / 0) #46 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 11:18:37 PM EST
It was just too obvious not to.

I bet you watched the whole thing, too.

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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duh by joh3n (2.00 / 0) #52 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 09:51:07 AM EST
Once you are rolled, you're honor bound to watch it all.

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Ah by duxup (2.00 / 0) #43 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 11:15:46 PM EST
I'll never get tired of that mem, or give you up...
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Fuck if I know by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #32 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 06:05:28 PM EST
I'm just talking about firemen.
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The teachers I know seem pretty happy by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #2 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 03:36:57 PM EST
both Porche's are, though Porsche-dad used to be a journalist working at our newspaper.




PSP Warning... by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 03:40:25 PM EST
Just an FYI, unless you like Final-Fantasy Tactics there hasn't been a really good game for the PSP in ages. I'm playing an RPG from 2 years ago right now, because I'm so bored.

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God of War PSP? by theboz (4.00 / 1) #7 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:07:38 PM EST
I've been seeing a lot of ads for the PSP version of God of War.  Have you tried it, and is it a good game like the PS2 versions?
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Word has it by duxup (2.00 / 0) #8 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:10:58 PM EST
It kicks ass.
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I have not. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #59 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:47:06 AM EST
SWHTL has declared our home a "no M rated games" zone.

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Not true. by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #9 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:13:20 PM EST
God of War and Patapon, to name two. Also Crush and Jeane D'Arc.
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Don't forget. . . by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #50 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 07:50:19 AM EST
LocoRoco!  Most fun I've ever had tipping a world back and forth.

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FYI by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #55 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:32:57 AM EST
The PS3 LocoRoco sucks.
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Really? by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #57 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:37:49 AM EST
It's such a simple game I can't see a way they could screw it up from one console to another.

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Well by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #58 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:39:57 AM EST
They totally changed the control scheme and the way the gameplay works.
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Good plan! by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #60 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:47:46 AM EST
Let me guess, they tried to add complication? Because the simplicity is what makes this game so darned fun.

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No, sadly by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #63 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:59:25 AM EST
I don't know what they were thinking. In the PS3 game, you control a little butterfly that the locorocos chase. You no longer rock the world back and forth. It uses the sixaxis slightly in that in places you shake the controller to knock some of them off of trees.

To get to a new section you have to collect enough locorocos to open it up. Unfortunately, there's no save game, so every time you play, you have to go through all the opening sections. In any case, it only takes about three hours to beat.

The charm is still there, but the gameplay bites.
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That doesn't sound as much fun. by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #67 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 12:45:45 PM EST
For me the joy of that game is the "tip this way/tip that way" control. If that weren't there, I probably wouldn't much care for it.

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LocoRoco is soooo 2006. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #61 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:48:34 AM EST
You expect me to be playing it still?

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Really? by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #62 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:52:37 AM EST
I guess I wasn't aware of it until late last year.

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As far as I can tell by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #66 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 12:41:45 PM EST
in the US, at least, the PSP went into a dry spell last summer and except for several tactics-like games there hasn't been a good one since. I know people like Patapon but the descriptions of it sound exactly like the kind of mini-game I loathe.

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I did find it odd. . . by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #68 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 12:46:59 PM EST
that the new version of the PSP didn't come with a whole cascade of new content for the PSP. Ah well, back to the nostalgia titles then.

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Crush came out months and months ago. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #56 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 11:34:41 AM EST
And Jeanne D'Arc is one of the many FF-Tactics type games I was referring to when I said "unless you like Final-Fantasy Tactics"....

It's not bad, it's just that playing the same game over and over gets old...

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Whenever I see "PSP" I think by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #49 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 07:42:18 AM EST
Paint Shop Pro...

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Modern economists by Herring (4.00 / 4) #14 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:48:23 PM EST
Economists: "The free market is perfect and will fix everything"
Time passes
Banks/businesses act like stupid, greedy bastards
Things fuck up
Economists: "Yes, I can see why that happened"

When my grandfather became ill, my grandmother rubbed goose-fat into his back. He went downhill quite quickly after that. - Milton Jones


somewhere across the world by joh3n (4.00 / 3) #15 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 04:48:36 PM EST
an unlit lamp is crying.

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Minority Report by ad hoc (4.00 / 2) #25 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:44:39 PM EST
I kept waiting for the Thetans to (re)appear.
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The UI he used to work his fancy big computer? by duxup (2.00 / 0) #27 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 05:50:21 PM EST
n/t
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you're a household name. by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #33 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 06:06:04 PM EST
when it's time to go to bed and the lights are still on, one of us turns to the other and says "duxup".
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Oh my by duxup (4.00 / 1) #35 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 06:16:04 PM EST
I do not deserve such an honor.   For the most part I just complain Wait wait wait! when the wife reaches for the lamp light as I want to be situated in bed completely before the light goes off so as the monsters under our bed don't get me.
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well by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #40 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 09:42:04 PM EST
it also means that we're big dorks.
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There are worse things to be by duxup (2.00 / 0) #44 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 11:15:59 PM EST
n/t
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my best employees do the most drugs by fleece (4.00 / 1) #36 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 07:15:54 PM EST
My attitude has been, if they leave work at five, I couldn't care less if they're humping midgets in a vat of cocaine by 5:01, as long as they're back at work by 9am

drug testing is not big in australia. I don't know anyone who's ever had to have one to get a job.

Is there really evidence that white collar, recreational drug takers are higher risk employees?



It's required by ad hoc (4.00 / 1) #39 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 08:13:29 PM EST
I don't know by duxup (2.00 / 0) #45 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 11:17:14 PM EST
Our office is much the same.  There's a couple guys around here that partake, one who used to work at my work place was one of the best there.  The attitude was much the same, if the guy is getting the job done there was no reason to even bother asking questions.
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Id say common in the US by LinDze (4.00 / 1) #47 Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 11:29:07 PM EST
especially at bigger companies or corporations.

When I worked at knight ridder they required prehire drug screening for everyone. The funny thing is that the actual test part cost them too much. So they would sample every hire but only analyse 1:50 of the actual samples.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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that's good odds by fleece (4.00 / 2) #48 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 06:22:08 AM EST


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Ask and ye shall not receive. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #51 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 07:56:44 AM EST
P.S. If by chance you happen to get off the local non-connection type news don't you dare get back on the "35W bridge X months after" horse again or I'm going have to create some of my own damn news to get it off the air already!

Good call.  The first news story I hear this morning is the Minnesota Road Engineering Whiners Club is shutting down another bridge because they've found bent plates on the underside, which would all be well and good if they didn't use that as an opportunity to go right into a "35W FOR YOUR REVIEW" story.



I worry by duxup (2.00 / 0) #64 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 12:23:50 PM EST
Next Christmas when the new bridge opens . . . ####ing local media circus.  I think I'm going to have to go out of town.
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Proximity. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #69 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 12:48:56 PM EST
It may amaze you to find that even in Sioux Falls the biggest "local" event we could come up with talk about over the past couple years has been the bridge collapse. It still gets brought up every couple of weeks on the local stations.

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Dear Gord by duxup (2.00 / 0) #70 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 12:50:07 PM EST
Our deepest apologies!
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No worries. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #71 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 01:31:48 PM EST
It's kinda fun to watch the newscasters try to stretch a missing stone from the retaining wall by the prison bridge into the same sort of epic drama as the failed 35W bridge. Just like when we had a guy that killed two women we had a serial killer.

Our news folks have major envy problems when looking at any real news programs and try to make themselves feel better by making local things appear more epic.

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Come to the land of freedom. by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #53 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 09:54:28 AM EST
Here in Germany it's illegal to even ask a job candidate whether he uses drugs in his off-time, let alone demand he submit to such a personally invasive test. What you do in your off-time is none of their fucking business. When I had my own company I dropped customers who mentioned or implemented drug testing. Dignity has a value.



That's one thing we're good at in the US. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #54 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 10:45:55 AM EST
Making sure NO ONE has any dignity.

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Not really an issue by duxup (2.00 / 0) #65 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 12:26:10 PM EST
It's not really been an issue anywhere I worked yet.  I don't partake in such activities anyhow but at the same time nobody has actually ever threatened to test other than this spastic customer.
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The lamp is NONCOMMITTAL, but loves you anyway. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #72 Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 03:45:45 PM EST
I want you to remove yourself to an area where no one can overhear you speaking to yourself; then I want you to say the words umbrella and lumber aloud, and then fix the egregious spelling errors under the second topic.

Yours in Christ,
ammo

General rules are: All skirts no lower then [sic] two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church) --Travis Frey


Minority Report by jimgon (2.00 / 0) #73 Sun Mar 23, 2008 at 11:07:18 AM EST
"Democratic America where nobody questions this program"

Mother Jones has an article in the current issues titled Department of Pre-crime.  It's about the Federal Government trying people for talking about committing a crime.  Upon a time people would be arrested and tried for conspiracy if a crime were committed and it was  found they had knowledge  after the fact.  Now you can get arrested for  discussing a crime that  never occurs.  A populace in fear is easy to control by promising  them protection.





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Meh by duxup (2.00 / 0) #74 Sun Mar 23, 2008 at 07:02:00 PM EST
While I'd agree that raises issues I see what is presented in Minority Report a far greater extreme and my biggest issue is that it is without any believable context in the movie.
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Done in degrees by jimgon (2.00 / 0) #75 Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 06:29:42 PM EST
Anything done in degrees will eventually result in an extreme that's acceptable.





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Yes and bush is hitler by duxup (2.00 / 0) #76 Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 11:28:07 PM EST
In degrees, but that's still not accurate :P
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